"Their private beach is a really nice addition and a great place to spend the day."
Gad from Israel
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"The hotel itself is beautiful, with a cozy, relaxed vibe."
Martina G from United States
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"The rooms were spacious and very comfortable, the pool area is lovely and the breakfast was great."
Lori from Canada
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"The bed was comfortable and the hotel is nice and clean."
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Resort in El Nido with exclusive private beach access at Papaya Beach
Amenities & Facilities
The Funny Lion - El Nido operates an outdoor swimming pool with a view, open year-round. Guests have access to a fitness center, a spa and wellness center, and a private beach area at Papaya Beach. The hotel provides free private parking, a paid airport shuttle, and a 24-hour front desk that offers concierge service and luggage storage.
Rooms & Accommodations
Air-conditioned rooms include a private bathroom, balcony or terrace, minibar, and a work desk. Safety deposit boxes are available in each room, and daily housekeeping is provided. The hotel offers non-smoking rooms throughout and room service for in-room dining.
Dining & Breakfast
The on-site restaurant serves Asian and international cuisines for brunch, lunch, and dinner. Breakfast is offered in American or buffet style, with diverse options that cater to various dietary preferences. A bar is located next to the pool, and the hotel holds a Friday BBQ buffet with live music.
Location & Nearby Attractions
The resort is a 5-minute walk from El Nido Beach and less than 1 km from Caalan Beach. Big Lagoon El Nido, Small Lagoon El Nido, and Papaya Beach are nearby attractions. El Nido Airport is 7 km away, and the hotel provides a shuttle service for airport transfers.
Wellness & Spa
The Sea Tree Spa offers back massage, couples massage, foot massage, full body massage, head massage, and neck massage. Spa facilities include sun loungers or beach chairs, and the spa is located both at the hotel and on Papaya Beach. The fitness center and outdoor swimming pool complement the wellness offerings.
Highlights
Private beach: Exclusive Papaya Beach access with free boat transfer
Spa: Sea Tree Spa with full-body and couples massage options
Breakfast: American and buffet styles with dietary accommodations
Location: 5-minute walk to El Nido Beach, 7 km from airport
Activities: Archery, bicycle rental, happy hour at the bar
Service: 24-hour front desk, staff remembers guests by name
Must-do experiences
Explore Hidden Beach for stunning scenery and solitude.
Visit the El Nido Artisan Market for unique local crafts.
Sample the famous Lapu-Lapu fish at Trattoria Altrove.
Take a sunset kayak tour around Big Lagoon for breathtaking views.
Don't miss the vibrant local music scene at Las Cabanas beach.
Select your room type
The Funny Lion - El Nido offers a variety of rooms including double rooms, family rooms, and suites with breakfast, free cancelations, and special deals
Standard Twin Room
2 persons
26 m²
2 Single beds
Air conditioning
Balcony
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Deluxe King Room
2 persons
26 m²
1 King-size bed
Air conditioning
Balcony
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Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
The Funny Lion - El Nido offers amenities for your comfortable stay and unforgettable experiences
Facilities: Perfect
9.0/10Review score
General
No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
Concierge desk
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Sports & Fitness
Fitness centre
Cycling
Archery
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Services
Paid airport shuttle
Room service
Housekeeping
Laundry
Happy hour
Dining
Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Spa & Leisure
Outdoor swimming pool
Sun loungers
Spa & wellness centre
Back massage
Head massage
Full body massage
Foot massage
Pool with view
Room features
Air conditioning
Mini-bar
Garden furniture
Tea and coffee facilities
Ironing facilities
Bathroom
Free toiletries
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
AM/FM alarm clock
Room decor
Carpeted floor
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The Funny Lion - El Nido Location
Balinsasayaw Road, El Nido, 5313,
Explore El Nido
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls
1 minutes' walk
Nagkalit-Kalit Falls features stunning cascades and natural pools, perfect for a refreshing swim amidst lush surroundings.
Taraw Cliff
2 minutes' walk
Taraw Cliff offers breathtaking panoramic views of El Nido's limestone cliffs. Ideal for hiking enthusiasts eager for stunning vistas.
Seven Commandos Beach
8 minutes' walk
Seven Commandos Beach is renowned for its clear waters and relaxing atmosphere, making it a popular spot for sunbathing.
Ipil Ipil Beach
10 minutes' walk
Ipil Ipil Beach boasts powdery sands and calm waters, providing a serene environment for swimming and enjoying beautiful sunsets.
Canopy Walk
5 minutes' walk
Canopy Walk features scenic views and adventure as guests traverse the treetops on suspended bridges. Suitable for all ages.
Island Hopping Tours
8 minutes' walk
Island Hopping Tours offer thrilling excursions to pristine beaches and lagoons, popular among thrill-seekers and naturalists alike.
Scape Skydeck El Nido
4 minutes' walk
Scape Skydeck features a rooftop setting with stunning views. Enjoy international cuisine, cocktails, and vibrant sunset peeks.
District Bar + Kitchen
6 minutes' walk
District Bar + Kitchen offers a trendy atmosphere with a mix of local and international dishes. Reservations recommended during peak hours.
Local Bars
6 minutes' walk
Local bars feature live music and a vibrant atmosphere, perfect for nightlife enthusiasts. Weekly events and performances are common.
El Nido Beach Sunset
10 minutes' walk
El Nido Beach provides family-friendly fun, showcasing breathtaking sunset views that's perfect for evenings with loved ones.
Getting around
City Centre
El Nido 6 min · 3.5 km
Airports
El Nido (ENI) 11 min · 6.7 km
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 14:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Number of rooms:
48
Reviews and Ratings
Feedback about The Funny Lion - El Nido from previous guests about their experience.
Review score
Based on 3462 verified reviews
9.7 /10
Perfect
98 %
Recommend
Breakfast
8.0/10
Cleanliness
9.1/10
Comfort
9.2/10
Facilities
9.0/10
Free Wi-Fi
8.3/10
Location
9.2/10
Paid Wi-Fi
7.5/10
Staff
9.6/10
Value for money
8.5/10
Pros
Accommodating staff
Comfortable beds
Delicious breakfast
Cons
Street noise
Slow bar service
Uncomfortable balcony chairs
Guest reviews
based on 1141 reviews
8.9/10
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